Secret Ambitions
When people ask me of my ambitions in life the conversation often seem to trail of into some kind of awkward silence right after I answer. I don’t know if its fear or doubt but I guess it just makes people uncomfortable.
Why? I’m going to be straight with you here, my secret ambition in life is to establish an Evil Empire and eventually reach World Domination. Yes that’s right, I want to be a Criminal Mastermind or an Evil Genius if you’d like.
Now, now I know what you’re probably thinking.
“There is no such thing as Evil Geniuses, that’s just something from the world of movies and comics”
Se that, that is just the kind of attitude that will help me succeed. “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”
You can’t defend yourself from something you don’t believe exist.
Either way, I feel the we covered the question of What? there which would make the next one the How?
Well the How? is a bit more tricky. Raising an Evil Empire doesn’t come cheap. Henchmen must get paid, islands must be bought and let me tell you, a tropical island doesn’t come cheap!
I’ve already started saving my allowance and I’m thinking of investing it in rice. Then I’ll go from there I guess.
And finally, the Why?
Well… Why Not? The world as I see it is nothing but a big blue cookie jar for me to stick my fingers in.
And who is going to stop me? You? Didn’t think so.
Just got to work on my evil laugh…
Cheers // Maximillian von Death
Why? I’m going to be straight with you here, my secret ambition in life is to establish an Evil Empire and eventually reach World Domination. Yes that’s right, I want to be a Criminal Mastermind or an Evil Genius if you’d like.
Now, now I know what you’re probably thinking.
“There is no such thing as Evil Geniuses, that’s just something from the world of movies and comics”
Se that, that is just the kind of attitude that will help me succeed. “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”
You can’t defend yourself from something you don’t believe exist.
Either way, I feel the we covered the question of What? there which would make the next one the How?
Well the How? is a bit more tricky. Raising an Evil Empire doesn’t come cheap. Henchmen must get paid, islands must be bought and let me tell you, a tropical island doesn’t come cheap!
I’ve already started saving my allowance and I’m thinking of investing it in rice. Then I’ll go from there I guess.
And finally, the Why?
Well… Why Not? The world as I see it is nothing but a big blue cookie jar for me to stick my fingers in.
And who is going to stop me? You? Didn’t think so.
Just got to work on my evil laugh…
Cheers // Maximillian von Death
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