And they say my jokes are bad
SO this man comes into the doctor's office crying. The doctor asks him what's wrong. The man says,
"I'm depressed. I'm sad. I just can't take life anymore! Can you help me?"
The doctor says, "You know what, I can help you. There's a great clown in town tonight, named Poggliochi.
Why don't you go see his show?"
And the man says,
"But doctor, I AM Poggliochi!'
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See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more.
They decide they’re going to escape!
So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea.
He says "Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me." But, the second guy just shakes his head.
He says... he says "What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."
Det var allt för ikväll folk! Kör hem säkert!
"I'm depressed. I'm sad. I just can't take life anymore! Can you help me?"
The doctor says, "You know what, I can help you. There's a great clown in town tonight, named Poggliochi.
Why don't you go see his show?"
And the man says,
"But doctor, I AM Poggliochi!'
-------------------------------------------
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more.
They decide they’re going to escape!
So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea.
He says "Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me." But, the second guy just shakes his head.
He says... he says "What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."
Det var allt för ikväll folk! Kör hem säkert!
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Postat av: lelle
om jag hade behövt köra hem efter att ha betalat för att lyssna på de skämten så hade jag nog faktiskt medvetet kört rakt ut för ett stup. :P
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